- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Pickles are moist.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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