- Anti Joke

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

a black man did not eat chicken.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.