- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Dumbledore dies.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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