- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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