What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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