why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

My peni s

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...