- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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