how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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