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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Whats the defination of cruelty

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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