- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

what do you call a black guy african american

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Your girlfriend.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Chick Norris... Enough said

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