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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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