- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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