- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

you gay?

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

A storm be brewin!

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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