how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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I don't get it

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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