- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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