- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Your mom is so old she died

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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