- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

I don't get it

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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