Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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