- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Barack Obama.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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