Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

whats hairy and crys your mom

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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