1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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Barack Obama.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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