- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

What did the teacher do? He taught.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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