My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Fat? Jesse Z

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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