- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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