- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

A shark ate your mom

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Democracy.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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