- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Your gay

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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