- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Wanna hear a joke? no

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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