- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Stop. Seriously stop.

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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