Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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