- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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