What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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