If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

H o m o comes out as homo

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

How about that airline food?

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

asians have slitted eyes lol

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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