yolo your orange looks orange

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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Caramel Boing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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