- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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