- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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