- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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