- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What's long and black The unemployment line

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Drew Knowles is gay

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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