Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Women's professional sports

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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Anti Joke

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