- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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