A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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