What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

thumb_up thumb_down -14

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

thumb_up thumb_down -14

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Knock Knock? Come in.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

thumb_up thumb_down -14

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops