- Anti Joke

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.