A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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