- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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