What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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A bar walks into a man

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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