Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Justin's life

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