Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

all your base are belong to mark

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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