Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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