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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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