An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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Caolan and Eamon

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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