a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Justin's life

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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