how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Mooses

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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