salad days!

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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your mum

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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