- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Caolan and Eamon

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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