Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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binladin walks into the american seals

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Gay republicans

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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