Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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the bible

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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