- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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