- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Screw it you write the joke.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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