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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Face...tastes like chicken!

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Face...tastes like chicken!

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name