what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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Sloths

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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Anti Joke

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