*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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what did the farmer do? plant

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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the bible

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Llamaworm

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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