What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

taking out the trash... at night

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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