Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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