- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

A baby seal walks into a club.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

I read the terms of service.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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