- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many light bulbs? 1

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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