Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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who do we all like george goodburn

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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