Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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