- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

the sky is green no it is not

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Women's rights

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

The Oakland Raiders

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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