- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Death by kayak

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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