- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

I had friends on the Death Star.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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