- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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