- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Why so serious ?

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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