- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

There was an american man on the way to work.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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