What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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Anti Joke

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