knock knock no no you go now i clean

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

Anti Joke

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