why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

what do you call a black guy african american

I agree to the terms and conditions

hers a joke... japanese people

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Skrillex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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