Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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