- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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A dyslexic blind man

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

your no better than a cockroach

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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