Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Women's rights

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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