- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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