i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

well use a tissue!

what looks like a banana? a penis

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Democracy.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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