- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

João Duarte reads this.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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