- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

matt is fat

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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