- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Whats 1+1? window!

Abortion

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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