Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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What do you call an arab ?

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Indians

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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