Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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