- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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