- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

alert('The Game')

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

save me from the nothing ive become

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