Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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This is an anti-joke.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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