- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Tilt your screen back .

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

I love alchohol!

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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