Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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