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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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