- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Cheese

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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