why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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