- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What would u like to drink?

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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