What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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