What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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What would u like to drink?

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Mooses

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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