so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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A seal walks into a club.

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Women's professional sports

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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Anti Joke

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