why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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