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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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