Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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