- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

Women's Soccer.

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What is the best joke ever? 1D

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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