one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Poker? I barely even know her.

This is funny.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

Bob Saget that is all

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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