purple pickles

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

The New York Giants

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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