- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

An Asian person drove home safely.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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