- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What is the best joke ever? 1D

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Mooses

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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