- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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