- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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