What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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Mooses

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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