Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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