What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

im telling maguire

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

I asked her where you were.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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