Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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