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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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