- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love alchohol!

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Tilt your screen back .

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

How about that airline food?

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