I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

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There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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