A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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silver bullet?

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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America

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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