The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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