- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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