- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

knock knock i have diarrhea

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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