What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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