Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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it was all Tagart

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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