My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

save me from the nothing ive become

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

if got a joke if fogot it

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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