- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

I have cancer. And you're next.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Do the roar!

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

why dont they make black forks

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