Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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Why? Why not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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