- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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