What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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