What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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Shltskc gw? G

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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