- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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