What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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Your big dick.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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