- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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