What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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