- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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