why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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Tall asians

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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rocky is here again.......................

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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