What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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