- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Justin's life

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What's stupid a light bulb.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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