- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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