- Anti Joke

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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whats green and lives in the water

What fires shots? A gun

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What's better than a stick? A stone

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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