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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Take wrong turns

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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