Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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