- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

The chickens have become self-aware!

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

I wrote a funny joke.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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