Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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