Llamaworm

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the bible

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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- Helen Keller

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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