A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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An anti-joke

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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