- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Ebola

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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