I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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How many light bulbs? 1

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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