Knock knock, COME IN!

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Please don't shoot me

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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