Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

69

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Women's professional sports

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Anti Joke

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