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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

What did the old man say? Im old

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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