- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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